Chubby Chums!

Brawny Hooves thought for a moment while looking in the pantry, eating from his secret stash of chocolate goodies. He shared a chocolate marshmallow filled bunny with Cherry as he struggled to find out if he knew somepony named Wild Card.

"Yeah, I remember hearing something about him. He is one huge mother bucker. He basically fell in love with food. And it didn't help that the mare he was going after left Equestria. Sucks. She was a celebrity too."

Brawny Hooves tapped his hoof to his chin again. He tried his hardest to remember while snacking on chocolate. It was his thinking food.

"It was around a month ago, I think. He forgets stuff quickly, though. Really cheery and stuff. I think he lives down the block."

Brawny Hooves waved goodbye to the chubby mailmare with the appetite about as big as his flank. When she left, he ate a hot fudge sundae sandwich with fried apple juice. A stallion gets hungry, even an extra extra extra extra large one.

Wild Card was sitting on his couch, almost covered in fatty foods. This whole unhealthy food fiasco had turned him into a giant blob of obesity. He was probably the hungriest pony in Equestria when this all started. He had ten chins, a broken couch, covered in half eaten pizza and junk food, and was almost the size of his living room.

"Is it the pizza colt? Come on in!"